Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

Hope it clears up quick. Itchy is worse than pain imho.

 

Thanks. I'd rip off my skin if I thought the itch would go away.

 

Yea....the guys hurt more

 

Time for benadryl

 

Yep, I'm going to take one tonight. That shit knocks me out so I've been trying to stay away from it.

 

Cut in half during the day.

 

It will.

 

More KitKats should help the itch

 

I knew it!!!

 

They haven't yet but I'm gonna keep eating them anyway.

 

Stupid shot made me sleepy. When I take the Benadryl, I may pull a Rip Van Winkle. If I do, I hope gas is back under $3 a gallon.

 

That's a good idea. Mrs. Bandito is probably going to force me into a Costco trip tomorrow. I'd like to be halfway awake to know what she's buying.

 

Might go pass out on top of the toilet paper pallet.

 

This is a great plan. See if you can get a papertowel package at your head. They offer great support.

 

You sound experienced in this Maybe swing by the blanket aisle on the way back and get me a cooling blanket to try out.

 

I may have snoozed in Costco once or twice. Don't forget to duck down the sock aisle and some comfy ones, don't want your tootsies to get cold. If you're really lucky, they'll have the garden sheds on display. They're ideal, dark and cozy where nobody is likely to bother you.

 

So does an underwire so I hear.

 

Great idea! I can drag one of their Casper mattresses into and open it up. I may never leave.

 

Shit that's the first place my kids will go when they go in somewhere. Lol

 

I'll have to barricade the handles with beef jerky sticks.

 

Please tell us he didn't have both hands on your shoulders?

 

Nope. Fool me once @Fotnot

 

Guess that means you won't be walking around with a hump on your back.

 

You’re supposed to mash em up in a blender and rub it on your skin, not eat em

 

I have a solution for roosters that won’t keep their mouth shut. I’m pretty sure the mafia uses the method, on occasion, so it’s reasonable to discuss it in this thread.
Cut their damn head off, stuff em in a plastic bag and toss em in a freezer. Guarantee that’ll get em to shut up.
@Green Thunder

 

There's a couple of them walking around a block over. Good idea.

 

Love is a very powerful word. It is to be used sparingly and not lightly at all. You should use a word that expresses a similar feeling, but not to the extreme of love. something along the line of replacing the word "love" for the word "like" in situations that don't rise to the extreme level of love. For example:

I like my truck. I like my house. I like tacos. I like my family. I like my wife.

And in the rare situation it is justified, use love, e.g. I love beer.