You walk in and see this; now what?

Back out slowly, get the shotgun, and handle it.


Then, pack up things that matter, dump gas around the foundation, flick a match, and walk away from the explosion without looking back at it.

 

Shit while running....

 

I’m sure I’ve eaten worse things

 

I'd catch it and train it to hunt gophers.

 

I'd give it the deed to my house and wait for it to get depressed and die of stress since spiders can't have jobs, thus can't afford to own a human house and all the taxes along with it. Plot twist, the deed was fake.

 

You probably see them all the time. I used to catch tarantulas in San Felipe as a child.

 

There would be two movements; a bowel movement and a physical movement. SHIT!! RUN!!! Most likely in that order.

 

Yep! once every so many months. My cats toy with them before I even get a chance to relocate the poor bastards.

 

Id train it to go after gas and cat thiefs at night

 

Concede the bathroom, shut the door and seal it on all 4 sides, then sheetrock it over like it was never there.

 

Capture it and use it to terrify all you pansies that are afraid of spiders.

 

I’m not scared of octopuses