Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

Generally speaking, it's best to ignore them. If the drone is being intrusive you can toss out some alkaseltzer tablets broken into pieces small enough to fit in the drone's intake port. Drones naturally pick up these pieces for analysis to assess the severity of your littering, but alkaseltzer is biodegradable.

The fact that the drone was observed performing actions that may be interpreted as attempting to report a citizen that turned out to be non reportable triggers an internal conflict between the stealth/observation protocol and the report/black bag dissidents protocol. The drone will usually terminate after this, though the cause of termination is debatable. Some believe the fatal conflict loop in the two separate logic processes leads to the drone overloading and failing. Others believe that it is a programmed self destruct initiated by the drone to prevent capture after being observed in the attempted subversion of a citizen.

 

Just in time to keep my beer……colder?

 

Need to get my hands on that grey one.

 

The grey should hide dirt and tuxedo cat hair well, so that was my general basis when deciding colors. Also possibly a all day color, vs the black needing to be ripped off by 9am sharp.

 

Fun pack in the mail today. Thanks, Tom.

 

Oh shit! We past 19k posts??

 

Got mine!

 

#VersaMafia

 

First night I got off work and didn't have to read thru 5 to 10 pages...
Although I did check the thread this morning, I usually don't, that may account for that..

Anyway, saw this today on a tractor hauling a fuel tanker at my meet point in Natchitoches LA.
I can't think of any other thread on the forum better to post it..

 

FML…

The worst feeling in the world is when your child asks you to define a word you’ve been using your whole life and you can’t do it.

 

Haha well, what was the word?

 

I can think of things that feel worse. But this has become such a natural occurrence for my dumb ass that they no long ask me

 

TM - pre-coffee old man version

 

Do like my pops did make shit up

 

I wish I could grow a full damn beard. I'm like Joe Dirt, I'm genetically predisposed to only being able to grow a goatee, spiky sideburns and a mullet.

 

Took me until I was 40 before I could, and you see how thin it is anyway. My wife would rather I cut it, but I don't like that I have no chin and my grandkids like it better this way.

I think a mullet might get me banned from the bedroom...

 

All the cool kids have mullets now, you might be surprised. For $15 it may be worth a shot:

$16 Kaneles Mullet Wigs for Men 80s Costumes Fancy Party Accessory Cosplay Wig (Light Brown)

https://www.amazon.com/Kaneles-Mull...78866&sprefix=mullet+wig,aps,222&sr=8-1-spons

 

Yeah, but the 69 Daytona with a stuck headlight and off-color quarterpanel will cost me at least $1800.

 

I'm really thinking you'll only need the rear seats and maybe get Alexa to play car sounds.

I'm really good at this stuff. Maybe I should change my screen name to Luv Dr.

 

More than I can grow

 

Thank you. I feel better now. Seriously.

 

PANDA!

 

PTSD from kids movies has been triggered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRB2h0apXwo

 

Ridiculous.

I was trying to think of the actual definition.
All I could muster was, dumber than stupid or absurd.
Then she asked what absurd was. I told her, ridiculous.


Ok… without looking.
How many of you can define, ridiculous, without looking it up?
I’m looking for near dictionary correct.

@RainMan_PNW isn’t allowed to answer.
I know you know, bro.


No cheating!


Go!

 

He shines them up!

 

Shockingly absurd or complex so as to be incomprehensible. Inscrutable.


Best I got.