Emergency Tundra Wash

So last night I go outside to smoke and just happen to look over at my Tundra... WTF!
At first I thought someone had thrown some shit on my truck and upon further inspection it was a Damn Bird!
In FL we have birds that are like B52 Bombers this is one of the worst bombings that I have experienced.
Anyone else have a/an Emergency Tundra wash situation?











All Done...

 

What the hell do those birds eat in Florida?? Damn…. Nice looking truck though. My ceramic coating makes it easy to spot clean the bird gifts.

 

Maybe it was @Squatting Pigeon .

 

Holy shit! Pun intended

 

I hate when that shit happens.

 

Looks like an entire flock! WTF?

 

A Flock of Seagulls!!!!

 

Ceramic coating sometime this year.
I don't think it's what they eat it's how much and how big they get some stand 4' tall. body size at start at 1' and grow to about 2' if not bigger.

These guys are around 1' in body size and shit all over the drive way. I call them Florida Chickens.

And then we have...

 

Makes sense…

 

When we used to live in Florida, the dates (fruit) would ferment on the trees and the bats would get eat them, get drunk and get horrendous diarrhea....AND SQUIRT shit all over the cars.

 

I'd wash it off with a hose immediately. Leaving it in the sun like that could mean etching in the paint.

 

Been there done that….



JK



I would be irate after what OP is dealing with.

 

Where were you last night?
Can anyone verify your story?

 

#birdshizz

 

Someone spread bread crumbs all around your truck? Looks like a flock was hanging out directly over it.

 

Should have bought the faster white one! No really, how about a carport????

 

Government drone tracking devices.
#birdsarntreal

 

NE of Orlando, I have a unlimited wash package at my local wash place. Use it at least 3 times a week.

 

Had that happen with my 2011 Tundra several years ago. It wasn’t even parked near trees. Still don’t know what the hell that was about.

 

one bird??!!! looks like it was an entire flock! That, or it was a Pterodactyl that ate a chorizo burrito earlier in the day. Looks great though.