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Don't know what to do...need advice

Discussion in 'General Tundra Discussion' started by Bear, Apr 25, 2017.

  1. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:03 PM
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    Bear

    Bear [OP] Fargin' Iceholes

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    So, this is going to get a little personal. I apologize in advance to those that get squeamish...

    I've been very happily married to my new wife for over a year now. She's the coolest ( or so I thought). She just recently started a new job, and she has some weird hours. Late nights, early mornings...mid day stuff. Always coming and going. But lately, the nights have become fairly erratic and quite late for her.

    I'm fairly confident in myself, as a man, but I've just had this hunch that things aren't quite on the up and up with her. Example: she went out for drinks with "co workers" the other week. I told her I'd give her a ride home if she needed, but she insisted on a cab. When she got home around 1am, I noticed that I didn't hear a car pull up to the house...the dogs weren't aware of anything in the front yard...she just came through the door. Quiet like.

    Last week, it was the same deal. It was as if she was walking up the road to the house!! Like, why wouldn't you have the cab just put you at the driveway, you know?

    So last night, I waited up (on a Monday too of all days!) and right around 1am I found myself hunched down near my rear wheel well of the truck, in nothing but boxer shorts and a t shirt. I stayed hidden behind the rear of the truck and sure enough, here comes this strange Mercedes rolling up the street. It stops 4 houses down the road and I can see 2 heads silouhetted against the street lights!!!

    I hunkered down again at the rear wheel well and wouldn't you know?? Son of a B1tch!!!

    Apparently the new lift and wheels have kicked up a butt load of rocks and I have a pissah of a paint chip on the rear quarter panel!! So, do I just get some touch up paint? Should I take it to a pro?? I'm so lost and heart broken...any advice would be great
     
  2. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:05 PM
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    nowayout

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    Sucks but it seems you already have the answer. So just touch up the paint and put some clear film on it.
     
  3. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:06 PM
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    Your an assclown, but a funny assclown.

    Touch up paint is good.

    Lol. That was awesome.
     
  4. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:10 PM
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    Bear [OP] Fargin' Iceholes

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    It's been one of those days...love Monday take two
     
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  5. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:14 PM
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  6. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:16 PM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    :p
     
  7. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:20 PM
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    Bear [OP] Fargin' Iceholes

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    :rofl:
     
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  8. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:47 PM
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  9. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:48 PM
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    Not going to lie...I was
    A) ready to move to the green room in case her partner knew about you and Tundras so they can't see
    B) my interrogation tactics were starting to come out to help lol!
     
  10. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:52 PM
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  11. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:53 PM
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    El Paso is tmrw (4 hours) im in Albuquerque today.
     
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  12. Apr 25, 2017 at 6:55 PM
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  13. Apr 25, 2017 at 7:02 PM
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    Awesome! LMAO
     
  14. Apr 25, 2017 at 7:16 PM
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    Bear [OP] Fargin' Iceholes

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    Bwahahahaaa
     
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  15. Apr 25, 2017 at 10:41 PM
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    That was just too funny! You know what they say. If you love something.....touch it up.
     
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  16. Apr 26, 2017 at 4:56 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    LOL man, minds been on that kind of shit lately! Buddy of mine is getting a divorce, but I'm getting new wheels soon so....either situation calls for color matched rhino lining!
     
  17. Apr 26, 2017 at 10:58 AM
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    You had me there.....Funny stuff.:bowdown:
     
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    Thanks for the laugh - that was a good one.
     
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  19. Apr 26, 2017 at 11:13 AM
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    Where does your wife work again?
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  20. Apr 26, 2017 at 12:33 PM
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    Apparently someplace shady and shifty. Haha
     
  21. Apr 26, 2017 at 12:34 PM
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    Bear [OP] Fargin' Iceholes

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    She laughed when I showed her this. Said it would never happen--she had to be in bed by 9pm. Lolz
     
  22. Apr 26, 2017 at 12:37 PM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Damn that was like the climax at the end of a movie, only to be let down with a shitty ending. C'mon man.

    Good one though
     
  23. Apr 26, 2017 at 12:38 PM
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    Bear [OP] Fargin' Iceholes

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    I double as M Knight Shama-lama-ding-dong on the weekends
     
  24. Apr 26, 2017 at 12:50 PM
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    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Bear, I'm not gonna lie, I was in It deep, like damn. Haha
     
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  25. Apr 26, 2017 at 2:23 PM
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    Flux capacitor!
    You had my blood pumpinh reading this one. I was thinking some b*%ch I hate paint chips! Lol
     
  26. Apr 26, 2017 at 4:51 PM
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    ;) You lost me when you said you hunched down by your wheel, I immediately thought of this
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    and this
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  27. Apr 26, 2017 at 5:18 PM
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    Les7311 Look up, what do you see

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    See. All you all plums didn't become my "brothers keeper".

    Solution:

    Run up to that benz / taxi the next time with camera-video rolling. Make sure the camera light is on so there's no doubt When you on the next Judge Judy show

    Then walk back calmly to the truck and start applyyng the touch up paint

    Next day call Cochran and Cochran.... wash truck and .....

    ...all in a days work.

    Funeeee shannigan!!
     
  28. Apr 26, 2017 at 6:08 PM
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    @Bear

    You have a twisted sense of humor, I love it :thumbsup:

    I'll admit it....it took me a few seconds and my first thought was "now there's a hardcore dedicated Tundra guy"...
     
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  30. Apr 26, 2017 at 6:20 PM
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    Bear [OP] Fargin' Iceholes

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    Yep. The idea is not original, but every now and again...you just gotta
     
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