SOMETIMES THE GOOD GUYS WIN

911 Operator: What's your emergency?
Prius Owner: There is a guy under my car with his feet shaking.
911 Operator: Can you help him.
Prius Owner: Can you suggest something?
911 Operator: Can you use a Jack to lift up the car.
Prius Owner: Sure, lets see, "JACK, JACK, anyone here named JACK?" Sorry, nobody here named JACK
911 Operator: I mean Jack up the car into the air.
Prius Owner: Oh, I'm so sorry, sometimes I just don't think and my mind runs away from me. like today I was at work doing my normal mechanics stuff and I literally forgot which car I was working on and it was so funny cause I just stood there wondering which car I should work on and that's what happens sometimes when my mind just forgets what I should be doing. By the way his feet don't seem to be moving anymore and holy carparoo I just found a brand new Milwaukee M18 SawsAll. What an awesome day.

 

Harbor freight jack delivered a crushing blow.