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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ColoradoTJ, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. Mar 14, 2017 at 11:42 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ [OP] Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    This guy was not the sharpest tool in the shed huh?
     
  2. Mar 14, 2017 at 11:50 PM
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    However, he did mod his vette for free with the sharpest tool in his shed. I saw him on 60 minutes a while back. He does crazy sequin art, had a sequined out toilet. A fifties finned caddy. A Cow-azaki. Litterially, it was a life size cow model mounted on a KZ1000 that he road around.
     
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  3. Mar 14, 2017 at 11:55 PM
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    Never a dull moment I'm sure.
     
  4. Mar 15, 2017 at 12:03 AM
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    Not in my home town. Frickin crazy hippy even put a thirty foot tall manaquin on the caddy for the 4th of July parade.
     
  5. Mar 30, 2017 at 9:22 AM
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    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    haha I just saw this. I might be lying if I said I didn't try to lick my own weenis after reading this lol :anonymous:
     
  6. Mar 30, 2017 at 10:47 AM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Honestly, I really can't lick my weenis.....not that I would want to....:anonymous:
     
  7. Mar 30, 2017 at 10:52 AM
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    boardude

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    Yeah def not a resume builder lol
     
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  8. Mar 30, 2017 at 10:55 AM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Unless they're looking for a weenis inspector...that would be an awkward job. "Your weenis seems to be in great shape" to "in sorry but your weenis has seen better days, I recommend a weenis replacement. "
     
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  9. Mar 30, 2017 at 12:39 PM
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    rockjockey Per ardua ad astra!

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    A sphere 100 inches in diameter will occupy 52.36% of the volume in a box of size 100 inches x 100 inches x 100 inches.
    Assuming cubic lattice packing, 1,000,000 1-inch diameter balls occupy the same percentage of the volume in that same box.
     
  10. Mar 30, 2017 at 12:41 PM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    one million earths would fit inside our sun.
     
  11. Mar 30, 2017 at 12:54 PM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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  12. Mar 30, 2017 at 3:56 PM
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    A neon sign is actually a plasma sign. Plasma is the 4th state of matter.
     
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  13. Apr 5, 2017 at 7:45 AM
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  14. Apr 5, 2017 at 7:46 AM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    When putting pants on, you always put the same leg in first.
     
  15. Apr 5, 2017 at 7:48 AM
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    And pants (pantaloons) were originally two like things. You put them on one leg at a time because they actually came in two pieces. You put on one leg, tied it around your waist, then put on the other. From the beginning, about the 16th Century, pants have been referred to as a pair.
     
  16. Apr 5, 2017 at 9:27 AM
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    I just tried doing it backwards... It didn't feel right.
     
  17. Apr 5, 2017 at 9:38 AM
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    Wynnded What MPG...

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    I fell down and couldn't get up. Life Alert came to my rescue.
     
  18. Apr 5, 2017 at 12:24 PM
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    In case some of you were wondering:

    Its illegal to hunt camels in Arizona
    It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
     
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  19. Apr 5, 2017 at 12:26 PM
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    What on the second one? Really?
     
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  20. Apr 5, 2017 at 12:35 PM
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    Yup. If you ever get caught just tell them its a tangerine. No laws on that lol
     
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    A buttload of dildos = 1 dildo.
     
  22. Apr 5, 2017 at 12:46 PM
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    I think the Kardashians can prove that rule to be untrue.
     
  23. Apr 5, 2017 at 12:47 PM
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    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    The wisdom of the time said that mixing the citric acid from the oranges with the bath salts in use at the time would create an explosive mixture. It's not true and I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
     
  24. Apr 6, 2017 at 8:41 AM
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    Viper3G Why isn't work more like this?

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    That could be true. Eating oranges and bath salts could have explosive repercussions. :eek:
     
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    I just laughed so hard I snorted
     
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    You ever see them drive up there? They needed it!
     
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    Don't know if this was covered... but I just killed a f-ton of ants using Windex. Any ammonia cleaner will work. Don't like the thought of pesticides around my family or pets and windex really does a number on them. Also WD-40 kills termites. Sprayed all the posts on my patio where I'd seen their droppings(looks like sand). Drilled small holes just large enough to insert the red straw and give it a good dose.
     
  28. Apr 6, 2017 at 10:06 AM
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    Then you light that shit on fire!
     
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