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Rusty Balls

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by jeffw6236, Mar 2, 2017.

  1. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:15 PM
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    joonbug

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    why are you pleasuring yourself in the gym? Dude!
     
  2. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:16 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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  3. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:22 PM
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    FlashCulprit

    FlashCulprit ColoradoTJ's whipping boy/Gino's illegitimate son.

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    :notsure: Well.... shit. Honesty can put you in weird situations sometimes - :rain:
     
  4. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:34 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Yep....I'm there all too often myself...:crapstorm:
     
  5. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:38 PM
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    joonbug

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    I got 2 pictures axed this week. I think they were my first two ever. One was the sunshine and rainbows pic. I should have known better. The other one was a pic of my truck on a big rock trying to win the Toytec Rear resis.
    IMG_2393.jpg
     
  6. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:42 PM
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    There is no problem with those pics. Just where they were placed. Vendor giveaway thread were only undoctored pics of your truck count.
     
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  7. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:44 PM
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    joonbug

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    Oh no, I'm not complaining... Agree 100%. I was going to delete it myself in a couple of hours.
     
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  8. Mar 3, 2017 at 2:57 PM
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    jeffw6236

    jeffw6236 [OP] New Member

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    A Buzz and a Woody... those Disney guys are terrible
     
  9. Mar 3, 2017 at 3:08 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Subliminal messages everywhere!!
     
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  10. Mar 3, 2017 at 3:53 PM
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    ramonortiz55

    ramonortiz55 I don't Even Own A Tundra

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    Crap. I am late to the show.
     
  11. Mar 3, 2017 at 4:00 PM
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    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    Missed it all brother!!

    Luckily the party never ends!
     
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  12. Mar 3, 2017 at 4:00 PM
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    Can't be late when the party is always on!
     
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  13. Mar 3, 2017 at 4:55 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Hookers with balls usually ends up badly.

    Edit: True story. I was working on a submarine, don't remember which one or where, I was on travel so it wasn't in Norfolk. These two sailors were talking about their adventures the night before. They connected with a hooker. One was at the head of the line and the other was entering in the back door. Turns out the hooker was a dude. The one at the head of the line was laughing and telling the story to anyone that would listen. Explaining how his buddy was gay but he wasn't. Can't make this shit up, but I hope the visual will eventually go away.
     
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  14. Mar 3, 2017 at 7:05 PM
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    For those that don't have balls to get rusty, please make sure that this doesn't get loose.

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  15. Mar 3, 2017 at 7:16 PM
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    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I must say though, all this talk of balls, but coupling your kingpin into this is what really separates the men from the boys.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Mar 3, 2017 at 7:45 PM
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    Law323

    Law323 it’s only weird if you make it weird

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    That's why they call it a kingpin.
     
  17. Mar 4, 2017 at 8:09 AM
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    thumper7799

    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    lmao. I think I am but just to make sure, will you adopt me anyway?:rolleyes:
     
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  18. Mar 4, 2017 at 8:12 AM
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    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  19. Mar 4, 2017 at 8:24 AM
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    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    @joonbug, you shouldn't tell people you have to go down on one knee to sneeze.
     
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  20. Mar 4, 2017 at 8:29 AM
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    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    Omg, @joonbug, I was going to say that too!
     
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  21. Mar 4, 2017 at 8:35 AM
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    Going down on one knee is cool. Think Football players, proposing, posing for pictures, 100 meter dash start. Now going down on both knees... that's completely different.
     
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  22. Mar 4, 2017 at 8:47 AM
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    thumper7799 Bad Girls Drive Bad Toys!

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    Lol. Ok, good save
     
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  23. Mar 4, 2017 at 11:23 AM
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    FlashCulprit

    FlashCulprit ColoradoTJ's whipping boy/Gino's illegitimate son.

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    Directions unclear.... Weiner stuck in fifth wheel... :goingcrazy:
     
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  24. Mar 4, 2017 at 11:26 AM
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    Prayer.
    (I just ruined your innuendo ;))
     
  25. Mar 4, 2017 at 12:52 PM
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Trust you 'Mericans to come up with a reason for ANOTHER warning label. :D
     
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