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Best invention ever for men

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by csuviper, Aug 2, 2019.

  1. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:18 PM
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    Trooper2

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    Heard @ARamirez73 wants to borrow it...... :spy:
     
  2. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:19 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  3. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:21 PM
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    paynuss stretchers
    Is it 'taint rated?

    Asking for a friend...
     
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  4. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:24 PM
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    Omohundro

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    I WIN!
     
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  5. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:26 PM
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    I'm not sure you DIDN'T mean the band...

    minute 5:48 .

    https://youtu.be/HgmYfJzisck
     
  6. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:31 PM
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    paynuss stretchers
    This is the kind of testicle grooming efficiency I expect from Germany.

    Smooth.


    Round.


    Turgid.


    Where u @, ladies?
     
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  7. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:33 PM
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  8. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:34 PM
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    Porkchop Express Its all in the reflexes

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    might be interested in this for the pair of "smooth criminals"...
     
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  9. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:35 PM
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    paynuss stretchers
    If that's the tool that stops you from getting girls pregnant the rest of your life then I've been there and done that.
     
  10. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:38 PM
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    No, just grooming not for emasculation....gelding I am not.
     
  11. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:40 PM
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    Pet it and find out.
     
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  12. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:41 PM
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    paynuss stretchers
    I had that coming... must be smarter.
     
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  13. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:41 PM
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    Found them
     
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  14. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:42 PM
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    I just make her do the trimming. Shes more careful down there than I am. Get a good inspection and servicing too:eek:
     
  15. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:43 PM
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    paynuss stretchers
    You have my attention. Do I need a passport?
     
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  16. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:44 PM
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    Multipurpose use including the riding of crabs :thumbsup:
     
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  17. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:45 PM
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    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    What, your butt crack isn't a big enough one?
     
  18. Aug 2, 2019 at 2:53 PM
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    Disagree.

    I'm sure this implement would snare Prince Charles' ears and grind to a halt.
     
  19. Aug 2, 2019 at 3:04 PM
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    No. Hasn’t been stretched like @ARamirez73
     
  21. Aug 2, 2019 at 4:22 PM
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  22. Aug 2, 2019 at 4:28 PM
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  23. Aug 2, 2019 at 4:31 PM
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    I think beer was a better invention.
     
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  24. Aug 2, 2019 at 4:34 PM
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    :rofl::eek2::rofl:
     
  26. Aug 2, 2019 at 4:54 PM
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    You gotta get through the forest before you get to the garden
     
  27. Aug 2, 2019 at 5:46 PM
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    I had a good week and this thread topped it off nicely!

    My thanks to all that pitched in for a chuckle.
     
  28. Aug 2, 2019 at 6:32 PM
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  29. Aug 2, 2019 at 7:03 PM
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    Ps3udonymous Who is the smart ass that changed the title?

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    Echo would be better
     
  30. Aug 2, 2019 at 7:05 PM
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