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For you pilots.....Funny

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by gdisarray, Jun 11, 2019.

  1. Jun 11, 2019 at 6:54 AM
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    gdisarray

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    hahahaha. That was good.
     
  3. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:08 AM
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    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I get the same feeling every time I drive near white, MGM, and black Tundras. :D
     
  4. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:10 AM
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    What? Feel like a Cesena among Super White SR-71’s?:rofl:
     
  5. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:10 AM
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    The legendary SR-71, so fast they flew themselves out of service. Go Navy! :thumbsup:
     
  6. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:19 AM
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    I watched a documentary on the SR-71 a few years back. What amazing technology and power to control. When a jet can outrun a ground to air missile...that’s bad ass.
     
  7. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:25 AM
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    Yeah no doubt. My paw n law is retired from the chAir Force and he was assigned to an SR-71 outfit for much of his enlistment. He has many stories to tell, but I still gotta punk him when I can. Its a fly boy thing.
     
  8. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:25 AM
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    Cause missile was MGM color
     
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  9. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:26 AM
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    Aww hell, you went there!
     
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  10. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:28 AM
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    My dad flew on the B-58 Hustler. World's first super sonic bomber.

    b58.jpg
     
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    For sure! F/A-18 guys would be punching chaff and flair in that scenario.

    Sunday dinners are rather amusing at my FIL’s house. Air Force enlisted, Air Force Officer, Army, Navy all at the same table talking mass amounts of crap.
     
  12. Jun 11, 2019 at 7:30 AM
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    Nope. Started on post #4 :D
     
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    We almost had one of the nephews join the Marines. This would have been the perfect storm. He joined the Army instead, and just graduated boot camp in GA. Very proud of him.
     
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    That was hilarious! :rofl:
     
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    Crap you're feeling better.
     
  17. Jun 11, 2019 at 8:58 AM
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    Touche’
     
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    That was good. Thanks for posting, got a few good chuckles.
     
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    Ps3udonymous Who is the smart ass that changed the title?

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    Outstanding!
     
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    [​IMG]

    A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.



    The little boy (whose been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,

    "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don' t big planes have baby planes?"

    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

    So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don' t big planes have baby planes?"

    The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your Mother tell you to ask me?"

    The boy said, "Yes, she did."

    "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
     
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