What’s wrong with this picture?

One of my coworkers saw this guy yesterday and took a pic. How many examples of negligence can we point out?

 

Kid has 2 belts on, no holster for gun (Dad)

 

His tags are expired

 

Kid can grab gun and accidentally shoot stupid daddy...

 

He’s using his phone to take a pic while driving?

 

I see 3. People bought a Ford, a GMC and a RAM.

 

That’s a Titan

 

Yep....painted in flower delivery Super White.....

 

Well then a GMC, RAM & Nissan.

 

I see poor taste in motorcycles as well.

 

This dad's doing it better than mine did. Kid has a dedicated seat, a helmet and seat belt. My dad just stuck me on the gas tank and said hold on. Now that I think about it they let me play in creeks right before a rain too. Hey... wait a minute....

 

My dad smoked in the car with all the windows rolled up. I wonder why I smoke now?

 

....and play with matches near a gas tank...

 

Yeah, but he did it first to show me how not to burn my hair off at least.

 

As long as we learn from our parents’ mistakes it’s all good. When my kids are in the car, I always crack the window open just a tad when I smoke.

 

You got me with this one! Now my co-workers are wondering why I just burst out laughing.

 

I’m not sure if it’s as bad as the biker that passed me yesterday. Sure, he had a leather jacket, and a skull cap with a nice “F&@k Off” decal on the back of it. But below all that was a good 8” of bare white muffin-top hanging out above his jeans and below his jacket. Now that’s negligence.

 

i'll be that guy...When his skull smacks the ground, his son will be standing there without a father..

 

But he has enough leather and rhinestones to make up for his poor bike choice. Not that it'll save his child during an accident...or misfire....or a Triumph rider throwing them the bird

 

Hold my beer

 

I can relate to the kid in the red sweater.

 

Are you sure about that? I blew the picture up and I think he does have it in the Holster? Not all holsters cover the barrel. Example:

And the kid can unbuckle and jump off the bike at 60MPH or stick his hand in his Dad's butt crack too so what's your real point? That kid is old enough to have been taught not to mess with firearms. If the kid is too stupid or too defiant to follow simple rules like that then the parents have a much bigger issue on their hands.

 

My bad

 

He’s dragging his feet on the road

 

What happens when that tow strap tied around the boys waist get sucked into the rear wheel? He'll be able to fit in the saddle bags! The front right fork is rusted too

 

He won’t be there much longer for his kid cuz he’s fat probably has some sickness/disease, he should be running, can’t enjoy the things in life if you don’t take care of yourself. Yea yea we all die eventually but you can prolong your health a bit.

 

Pretty sure they were stopped.

 

The guy taking the picture is in one also.

 

Disclaimer- I know Jack shit about motorcycle riding, but the friend who took the picture rides. He actually said it’s more dangerous, because the kid is tied to the bike. He said if they went down he’d be dragged with it. I don’t know if that’s accurate, an officer who was in earlier agreed with him. He said unlike a car, it’s better you don’t stay on a motorcycle that crashes.

The officer also said having that gun in the kid’s reach was dumb as hell also.