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Discussion in 'General Tundra Discussion' started by TRD-tv, Feb 25, 2019.

  1. Feb 25, 2019 at 8:56 PM
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    TRD-tv

    TRD-tv [OP] Menace2Ohio

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  2. Feb 25, 2019 at 9:00 PM
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    Darkness Allergic to white

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    Lost all credibility at 10 sugars and 10 creamers.

    The first gen Tundra is better than any gen Tacoma.
     
  3. Feb 25, 2019 at 9:06 PM
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    TRD-tv

    TRD-tv [OP] Menace2Ohio

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    its like the time i had a female car salesperson, she knew EVERYTHING about car play, but when i asked her the horsepower, she actually had to get someone else...
    this dude belongs in a miata
     
  4. Feb 25, 2019 at 9:06 PM
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    joonbug

    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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    What a pussy.
     
  5. Feb 25, 2019 at 9:33 PM
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  6. Feb 25, 2019 at 9:41 PM
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    Wonder what he did to get sent to prison for that tatt
     
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  7. Feb 26, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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    maybe he has those small whopper hands
     
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  8. Feb 26, 2019 at 5:34 AM
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    He can't back in and out of spaces. :smack: Had to stop after that. STFU

    I am a chick and I can back in my Tundra in the garage within an inch of the side cabinets and any damn parking space I want, assuming I can get in a garage with this lift. lol
     
  9. Feb 26, 2019 at 5:49 AM
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    War Machine

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    What about u-turns?
     
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  10. Feb 26, 2019 at 5:50 AM
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    That's a recall that I am waiting for Toyota to do!!
     
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  11. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:04 AM
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    KB Voodoo

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    Yeah, but he has a super tough shoulder tattoo. He must know everything there is to know about trucks.

    This video makes me hate people.
     
  12. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:06 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:15 AM
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    Lost track after #1.
    Tacoma's are fine for small people and he looks tiny in that Tacoma.
     
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  14. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:16 AM
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  15. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:21 AM
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    Moon Puppy I'm not new!

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    Well I have always said, if you can't park it, don't drive it.
    This guy knows his limitations, let's respect that and his 10 sugar/10 cream coffee. Or LOL at him...
     
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  16. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:23 AM
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    This video is what did it? I’ve hated people since before the internet.
     
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  17. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:24 AM
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    I've always hated people, but this was a strong reminder.
     
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  18. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:26 AM
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  19. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:28 AM
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    :amen:
     
  20. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:36 AM
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    That's 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back... I wonder what he would think seeing my wife trucking down the road in my Tundra?
     
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  21. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:40 AM
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    TundraRunner481

    TundraRunner481 Kinda New Kinda Not

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    Sounds to me like someone is justifying out loud why their truck is smaller than yours. And he is ok that your truck is bigger, he really is. He isn't jealous at all...not one bit...secretly drools over the Tundra in the parking lot at Costco. I bet he wouldn't dare park next to a Tundra either, it would hurt his feelers too much.
     
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  22. Feb 26, 2019 at 6:45 AM
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    His private parts will shrink to where the usually are and he will roll up back to McDonalds and get his sweet tea and coffee with 10 sugars and 10 creamers.
     
  23. Feb 26, 2019 at 9:12 AM
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    Seriously me too. I have a backup camera and two mirrors and a back window. I can count on one hand how many times I’ve had to not park somewhere that I couldn’t just park a few spaces away. And also why would I want to squeeze between two other cars of other people that Idk how they treat cars. That’s how you get mystery dings
     
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  24. Feb 26, 2019 at 9:13 AM
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    My friend has a 2015 Tacoma limited ( I like it). But he gets mad when he parks next to me. His truck looks like a toy he says
     
  25. Feb 26, 2019 at 9:14 AM
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    What a piece of work! 10 cream 10 sugar? He should just pour a little coffee in a fn sugar bowl w/a splash of milk! IF you can't run with the big dogs, buy a smaller truck. Lol. What a tool.
     
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  26. Feb 26, 2019 at 9:17 AM
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    Also he’s making this comparison and hasn’t had the truck long enough to check the mpg? FYI it’s not 21 mpg :rofl:
     
  27. Feb 26, 2019 at 9:18 AM
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    TundraRunner481 Kinda New Kinda Not

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    I like Tacomas don't get me wrong, but that's funny right there! I would totally do that too. Then you always have the occasional diesel F250 Bromobile that parks next to you, and then your Tundra looks tiny lol...
     
  28. Feb 26, 2019 at 9:55 AM
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    When I'm working late, I look for them widdle lifted ferd or bowtie and park my Pete right next to them at BK or rotten ronalds. I still sit higher than their roof. Evil grin
     
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    What do you expect from a guy whose YouTube channel is called Throbbnation!?

    That has to be the slowest McDonald's drive thru I've ever seen. In almost 6 1/2 minutes it doesn't look like he moves 4 feet.
     
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    Damn, you guys are the toughest keyboard warriors I've come across in all my 37 years! Like ferocious Miniature Poodles:rofl:Rob is Toyota lover through and through and repeatedly states he loves the Taco and Tundra (he own boths currently). Why hate on a fellow Toyota truck lover? Oh yeah, he gets coffee with a ridiculous amount of additives for his wife, what a know-nothing douche :facepalm: Isnt there enough hate in the world that we dont have to eat one of our own, here, on a site dedicated to all sorts of Tundra loving owners? Guess im not going to get in your cool-guy Tundra group with this, but im ok with that cause its just figments of your imaginations anyhow. Tundra on!
     
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